When You Finally Marry Your Crush đł
Ah, the dream of every hopeless romantic: marrying your crush! Youâve spent years admiring them from afar, crafting cute imaginary scenarios, and convincing yourself that your love story will be the stuff of fairy tales. But reality, my friend, has other plans.
You see, before marriage, your crush was this angelic being, flawless and elegant. Everything they did was mesmerizing. They laughed? Music to your ears. They sneezed? Adorable. They tripped over their own feet? Romantic movie material. But once you marry them, things start toâŚchange.
Take a look at the two pictures. On the left, we have what appears to be a wet disaster zoneâa bed soaked beyond repair. Maybe someone decided to drink water in bed and forgot that gravity exists. Or maybe someone got a little too excited with breakfast in bed. Either way, thatâs not a scene from a romance novel!
Now, the second picture. The poor bed frame didnât sign up for this marriage. Itâs been through things. It has witnessed the full-force reality of post-crush-marriage life. Perhaps an overly enthusiastic Netflix binge session? Maybe a âletâs jump on the bed like kidsâ gone wrong? Or⌠letâs not even go there! đ
The lesson here? Marriage is a beautiful mess. Yes, you finally got your crush, but now you have to deal with the little (or big) disasters that come with sharing a life together. From wet beds to broken furniture, the romance is still thereâjust with a lot more towels and super glue involved.
So, dream big, marry your crush, but be ready for the reality check that comes with it. And maybe invest in waterproof sheets! đ
